Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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