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I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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