yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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