Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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