you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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