i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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