perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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