he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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