Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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