Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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