Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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