Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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