matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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