In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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