All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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