She's JV to your varsity
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
