yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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