I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She's the barista slut.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
