found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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