On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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