Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You smell like stripper and shame
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Alive.
So much puke
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
And then he peed in my hair
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