When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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