somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can I color on your dick again?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize