Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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