Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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