Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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