I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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