I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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