You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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