You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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