There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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