I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
