Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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