he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
did you just send me my own nude
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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