i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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