just come out here and I will go home with you...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
