Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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