dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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