Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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