I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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