Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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