Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is wine microwaveable?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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