I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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