I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
