I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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