This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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