all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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