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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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