Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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