Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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