the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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