Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
