you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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