where am i from again
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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