I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he was CRYING into my vagina
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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